|Nation-State:||United States of America|
|Hometown:||Beverly Hills, California|
|Family and Friends|
|Personality and Ability|
|Professions:||Playwright, Dramatist, Theater instructor at Malibu University|
|Behind the Scene|
|First appearance:||The Show Must Go On... Or Else|
Angry that his plays had always failed, Bard broke into a lab and stole a computer chip before using it to change his victims into characters from his plays. He attempted to change Clover into one of his victims but Alexandra who had arrived with Samantha after uncovering the truth managed to push Clover to safety, resulting her in becoming one of Bard's puppets, leaving Clover and Sam enraged.
Despite his best efforts to get his revenge by luring his victims onto a train which would crash into the Mali-U Cafe and eventually the sea, Bard was eventually arrested and jailed while his victims were returned to normal with no memory of what had happened while they were under his control.
- Sam and Alex state that Milton used to direct plays on Off-Off-Off-Broadway. This is a parody of the Broadway theatre levels.
- The same theme music is heard in:
- Milton Bard's name is a play on Marlon Brando and the word bard.