Located off the coast of Tomali island, the world's finest underwater hotel is a vacation dream come true. The hotel is headed by Hayes and seen in "Evil Hotel". Captain Hayes' celeb greeting is "welcome to the Aqua Vitae Resort, where the celeb is always right. So tell me, why are you famous?"
As it turns out, the hotel was designed to trap the celebrities so he can always be with them. The hotel is a high-tech submarine. Hayes uses it to attack the WOOHP Submarine which had escaped with the spy girls and the celebrities.
- All white with gold lining
- Around the clock room service
- Chocolate Facial
- First class lodging
- Fully equipped spas
- Hot Stone Treatment
- Night clubs featuring the world's hottest DJs
- The booking staff of the Aqua Vitae resort have a robotic-sounding voice. One of the first questions they ask is "are you any of the following: movie star, singer, or celebutante?" If you are none of those, then you can't book a room. The Aqua Vitae Resort is for VIP's (Very Important Person) only, with an extra emphasis on the "V" (Very).
- Torpedo tubes